Whiskermon is a Discord bot where the most unhinged cats on the internet spawn in your server. Catch grumpy loaves, cursed voids, and legendary disasters — then battle for turf dominance.
Fat cats, sad cats, evil cats — Whiskermon unleashes the full spectrum of internet cat energy into your Discord. Five rarity tiers. Real-time turf battles. Cosmic catches that glow wrong.
Meme cats spawn automatically in your channels — grumpy loaves, existential voids, unhinged gremlins. Be first with /catch or lose them forever.
Every catch has a chance to go Cosmic — a cursed, glitched-out version of an already unhinged cat. Double fishbones, maximum chaos. Use Stardust for 5× odds.
Deploy your meanest cat to claim a territory and earn passive fishbones (up to 4 🐟/30 min). Rivals can challenge anytime — battles play out with HP, crits, dodges, and misses. The loser still gets paid out for their time.
Feed tuna to your catches to gain XP and grow stronger. Or set a buddy with /buddy and let it level up passively just from you chatting in the server. Slower than tuna, but it's free.
Roll out a Yarn Ball to double rare & legendary spawn rates. More chaos per hour, guaranteed. Pauseable and fully controllable by whoever bought it.
Six new challenges every Monday — catch cursed breeds, level up a cat, claim turf, win fights, throw a Yarn Ball. Rewards range from 80 to 1000+ fishbones. Quests auto-complete the moment you hit the objective — no claiming required.
Swap cats with other players through a secure two-sided trade system. Both parties confirm before anything moves. Don't want a cat? Release it for instant fishbones instead.
Summon a monstrous boss cat to your raid channel once per day. The pool attacks turn by turn until it drops. Top damage earns 75 🐟, 2nd gets 45 🐟, 3rd gets 25 🐟 — boss HP scales to your server's combined cat strength.
Claim 20 fishbones, 5 catnip, and 3 tuna every 24 hours. Maintain a daily streak for +2 fishbones per day (up to +28 at 14 days), plus a bonus 15 fishbones every 7-day milestone.
Live stats updated every 2 hours. Opt in from Discord to appear here.
| # | Trainer | Catches |
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| # | Trainer | Cosmics |
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| # | Trainer | Wins |
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| # | Trainer | Losses |
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| # | Trainer | Streak |
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| # | Trainer | Catnip |
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| # | Trainer | Fishbones |
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| # | Trainer | IV% | Cat |
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| # | Trainer | Damage |
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| # | Trainer | Kills |
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This leaderboard is opt-in only. You are opted out by default — nothing about you appears here until you choose to join. If you opt in, your Discord display name and stats become publicly visible on this page. Use /privacy leaderboard:opt_in to appear here, or /privacy leaderboard:opt_out to remove yourself at any time. See our Privacy Policy for full details.
Five rarity tiers from mildly odd to catastrophically broken. Every tier can go Cosmic for maximum wrongness.
All commands use Discord's slash command system (/command).
/start
Create your trainer profile. Grants 10 catnip to get started.
/catch [catnip]
Attempt to catch the active wild cat in this channel. Optionally boost your catch rate with catnip: /catch catnip:2 uses 2 catnip for +16%.
/dex
Browse your collection. Filter by rarity (Common, Uncommon, Rare, Legendary, Cosmic), sort by IV or level, or show only uncaught cats. View another player's dex: /dex user:@player.
/release <id>
Permanently release a cat from your dex for Fishbones. Add confirm:True to skip the confirmation prompt.
/info <query> [user]
Show the full profile, image, and battle stats for a specific catch. Accepts easy ID, image ID, cat name, or comma-separated IDs (e.g. 1,2,3). Add the optional user argument to view a cat from someone else's collection.
/stats [user]
View battle and item usage stats: battles won & lost, W/L ratio, total catches, and every item ever consumed — catnip, tuna, fishbones spent, yarn balls, and stardust. View another player's stats: /stats user:@player
/inventory [user]
Display your current items: catnip, fishbones, and tuna. View another player's inventory: /inventory user:@player.
/store
Browse the in-game shop and see all available items with prices and your current Fishbone balance.
/buy <item> [amount]
Purchase items using fishbones. Prices: catnip (10 🐟 each), tuna (5 🐟 each), yarn_ball (50–300 🐟, configurable), stardust (50/80/200 🐟). Example: /buy item:catnip amount:5
/feed <id> [amount]
Feed tuna to a cat to gain XP and grow stronger. The more you invest, the harder it hits in turf battles.
/buddy [action:add id:<id>] [action:remove]
View your current buddy, or add/remove one. Your buddy levels up passively just from you chatting in the server. Slower than tuna, but it's free.
/yb <mode>
Control an active Yarn Ball spawn boost. Modes: pause, resume, off. Requires the Yarn Ball role. Only the purchaser can control it.
/turf
View all occupied turf locations in this server, who controls them, and their passive fishbone earnings.
/occupy <location> <cat_id>
Send a cat to claim a turf location. If already occupied, a battle kicks off automatically — HP, crits, dodges, and misses all factor in. Winner takes the spot and its passive fishbone income.
/vacate
Recall your cat from its turf location and collect all accrued fishbone rewards.
/trade start <user>
Initiate a cat trade with another player. They have 60 seconds to accept the invite.
/trade add <ids>
Add one or more cats to your trade offer by easy ID (space-separated). Example: /trade add ids:1 3 7
/trade remove <ids>
Remove one or more cats from your pending trade offer by easy ID (space-separated).
/trade confirm
Lock in your side of the trade. The trade executes once both parties confirm. Active trades expire after 5 minutes.
/trade cancel
Cancel the active trade at any time before both parties confirm.
/gift <user> <item> <amount>
Send items to another player. Giftable items: catnip, tuna. Items are deducted immediately and returned if declined or the offer times out (60s). Example: /gift user:@player item:catnip amount:5
/fight <user> <cat_id>
Challenge another player to a cat duel. Pick your fighter by ID — they accept and pick theirs. Battle plays out with HP, crits, dodges, and misses. Pure honour on the line.
/daily
Claim your daily reward: 20 fishbones, 5 catnip, 3 tuna. Cooldown resets every 24 hours. Streak bonuses grow over time — +2 fishbones per day, capped at 14 days. Every 7-day milestone adds a +15 bonus.
/quests
View your current week's 6 quest slots, progress bars, and fishbone rewards. Quests rotate every Monday at 00:00 UTC.
/notifications [dm]
Check or change your DM preferences. Use /notifications dm:off to stop automatic messages (e.g. turf vacate alerts). Use /notifications dm:on to re-enable them. Omit the option to see your current setting. Response is only visible to you.
/privacy [leaderboard]
View or update your privacy settings. Controls whether your display name and stats appear on the public leaderboard at whiskermon.com. Defaults to opted out — your data is never shown publicly without your permission.
/privacy leaderboard:opt_in — appear on the public leaderboard/privacy leaderboard:opt_out — remove yourself from the leaderboard/spawn_raid_boss
Summon a raid boss into the configured raid channel. Requires the spawn_raid_boss role, one boss per server per day, and at least 2 fighters in the raid pool. A confirmation prompt appears before the boss spawns. The fight resolves automatically.
/raid_boss set_fighter <cat_id>
Register one of your cats as your raid fighter and automatically join the raid pool. You stay in the pool until you use /raid_boss leave — no separate join step required. At least 2 fighters must be in the pool before a boss can be spawned.
/raid_boss leave
Remove yourself from the raid pool. Use /raid_boss set_fighter again to re-join.
/raid_boss roster
See everyone currently in the raid pool and which cat they've queued up. Minimum 2 valid fighters required to summon a boss.
/raid_boss fighter
View your currently registered raid fighter — name, level, IVs, and full battle stats.
/raid_status
Check the active raid boss's current HP, damage rankings, and number of attackers. Shows cooldown time if no raid is active.
/spawn_channels
Configure which channels cats will spawn in. Requires the spawn_channels role or Manage Channels permission.
list — show all configured spawn channelsadd — designate the current channel for spawningremove — remove the current channel from the spawn listrandom — switch to random mode (bot picks any accessible channel)
/raid_channels
Configure which channel raid bosses spawn in. Requires the spawn_channels role or Manage Channels permission. If no raid channel is configured, bosses spawn in the channel where /spawn_raid_boss is used.
list — show all configured raid channelsadd — designate the current channel for raid bossesremove — remove the current channel from the raid list
Fishbones are the primary currency. Spend them on items that turn your mediocre loaf into an apex predator.
Primary currency. Earned from catching cats, daily rewards, raid boss damage, turf occupation, and completing quests. Spent in the store on every item.
10 fishbones each. Boosts your catch rate by +8% per unit — stack as many as you want, up to a 99.99% cap. No hold limit.
5 fishbones each. Feed to cats to grant XP and level them up. Higher-level cats hit harder in turf battles and are tougher to dislodge.
50–300 🐟 (based on interval & duration). 2× rare and legendary spawn weights and 2× cosmic catch chance for its full duration. Pauseable mid-session — only the purchaser controls it. Requires the Yarn Ball role.
Grants 5× cosmic catch chance for a limited time. Stack with a Yarn Ball for 10× total. Available in 30-min (50 🐟), 1-hr (80 🐟), and 3-hr (200 🐟) durations.
Click Add to Discord and authorize the bot for your server. It needs message and embed permissions to function.
Add to DiscordRun /spawn_channels action:Add this channel to designate spawn channels. Or leave it in random mode to spawn anywhere.
Run /start to create your profile. When a cat appears in chat, race to use /catch before it despawns — the sad ones don't wait around.